In an emergency session earlier today, congress approved the appointment of a special ambassador to help restore calm in Egypt. According to Ambassador Egyptian Lover, not only is Egypt the place to be, but is also his primary residence (he apparently has dual citizenship). His house, on the Nile, that’s right, is said to have waterbeds 50 feet long with solid gold speakers to hear his songs.
When asked how he intends to deal with the Egyptian president, the new ambassador replied “Handling him is no problem at all.” Pressed further on specifics, he offered “I’ll make him climb a mirrored wall.”
If I had a dime for every time I showed up a fight with my time travel trousers on…
via Brass Goggles.
Don’t like your tweed, sir
teach you the professor’s ready
Let’s see who strikes the loudest
Put on my fighting Trousers