Is there anything we can’t improve by involving Star Wars?
Why just read a temperature off some dumb-ass thermometer when you can check Star Wars Weather Forecast? Next time you can close your mouth before you embarrass yourself with a weather comment like “hotter than a virgin riding bareback buck nekkid on the Forf o’ July” and impress folks with gems like “Oh, my…2 degrees celsius? It’s like Hoth out there.”
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